House of the Dead Movie Review
House of the Dead is a 2003 action horror film directed by Uwe Boll and based on the 1996 light arcade game of the same name produced by Sega. I'm going to cut straight to the chase. This movie is absolutely terrible in every conceivable way possible for a feature-length film. Those who are aware of the director will understand why I think this way very quickly, but for the uninitiated, allow me to introduce you to a rather infamous director. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Uwe Boll. From 1990 to 2016, Boll had a very active career as a director behind many video game adaptations. Alone in the Dark , Bloodrayne , Postal , Far Cry , and more. All of them shared one particular trait. There were all abysmal. Needless to say, Boll left a rather unfavorable perception for himself as one of the worst directors in the film industry. But for the sake of this review, let's not have any of that factor into my judgment for House of the Dead . I judge this movie on i